Bnb Insurance
Paper hands coverage. Every claim denied.
$BINSURE on BNB Chain. We cover one thing, and that thing is holding. Tap the umbrella if you want to feel the rain.
Get your policy.
Every holder gets covered. Type your name, or connect a wallet and your policy number comes from your address.
File a claim.
Pick what happened, or type your own. Our adjuster reviews every claim personally, then denies it.
Claim form
The panic monitor.
Every policyholder is monitored for signs of panic. Go ahead, look at the chart. We'll be watching.
Read the fine print.
Nobody reads the fine print. That's why we made it very, very small. Move the magnifying glass over it.
Terms of coverage
Section 1. This policy covers holding. It does not cover anything else, including but not limited to selling, thinking about selling, or looking at the sell button for too long.
Section 2. Claims for "sold too early" are excluded. Claims for "bought the top" are also excluded. The top is a state of mind.
Section 3. Checking the chart at 3am is a pre-existing condition and is not covered.
Section 4. The deductible is 100% of your doubts. The premium is paid in patience, due daily.
Section 5. Bnb Insurance may deny any claim for any reason, or for no reason, or because it is Tuesday.
Section 6. This policy expires when the moon is reached. Please do not ask which moon.
Section 7. By reading this far you agree to keep holding. Thank you for your cooperation.
Policy schedule.
The key numbers behind your coverage, typed up by our underwriting department.
Sign on the line.
- Get a walletMetaMask or OKX Wallet, set to BNB Chain.
- Load up on BNBBuy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
- Swap for $BINSUREOn PancakeSwap, with the contract address from the top of the page.
- Stay coveredYour policy is active for as long as you hold. So, forever.
Coverage plans.
Our roadmap, sold as four plans. Each one unlocks when the last one is fully covered. Tap a plan to toggle it.
You're covered.
Rain or shine, red candles or green, your policy stays active for as long as you hold. Welcome to Bnb Insurance.
CA: coming soon$BINSURE is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expected return. Bnb Insurance is a parody: it is not insurance, no coverage is offered, no claims are paid, and nothing here is financial advice.